Jingle All The Way

by SchwarZenatoR

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'Tis the Season to Fuck You, Asshole! SchwarZenatoR, the world's greatest "Worst Band Ever" is back, steeped in Holiday Spirit. The seemingly endless search for Turboman is over! This is the first in a series of new songs, sit back and revel in the glory of SchwarZenatoR's next smash hit...JINGLE ALL THE WAY.

lyrics

LYRICS:
Verse 1
It's Christmas eve and I've gotta get
This fruity robot for my fuckin' kid
I'm really late for Jamie's karate
Cop makin' me recite the alphabae

Prechorus 1
Damn you Howard
Because you're our #1 customer
You can't talk to mom
She's next door petting Ted
Put that cookie down
Where's your Christmas spirit

Chorus 1
Ya search for Turbo Man
Scouring all the Land
Ya never thought that
Sinbad would be the mailman to foil your plan

Verse 2
Hi little girl, look what I've got for you
A shiny red ball, Niaaaahh he's got 2
Liz you're like a lost and frightened foal
I can see it in your eyes
Touch my North Pole!

Prechorus 2
A bunch of sleazy
Conmen in red suits
Gonna kick your ass
You can't bench press
Your way out of this
Booster, you suck
I'm gonna deck your halls

Chorus 2
Ya search for Turbo Man
Scouring all the Land
Ya never thought that
Sinbad would be the mailman to foil your plan
Now it's Turbo Time
Ted wants to fuck my wife
I punch a reindeer stealing presents
You naughty boy that's my life

Bridge
Jingle bells
Jingle
Jingle all the way

Chorus 3
Ya search for Turbo Man
Scouring all the Land
Ya never thought that
Ya search for Turbo Man
Scouring all the Land
Ya never thought that
Sinbad would be the mailman to foil your plan
Now I'm Turbo Man
My flying skills are bad
The bitches beat me
I'm not a pervert
Jamie, I'm your Dad!!!

credits

released December 10, 2013
CREDITS:
Music by: Shane Gibson, JP Von Hitchburg, Jonathan Weed, Eloy Palacios, Pete Pace and Thomas Lang
Lyrics by: JP Von Hitchburg and Jonathan Weed

Lead Vocals: JP Von Hitchburg
Guitar and Vocals: Jonathan Weed
Guitar: Shane Gibson
Bass: Eloy Palacios
Drums: Pete Pace
Gang Vocals: Pete Pace, Shane Gibson, JP Von Hitchburg, Eloy Palacios, Jonathan Weed, Eric Latour

Produced by: Jonathan Weed
Engineered by: Jeff Weed
Assistant Engineer: Matthew Forsyth
Recorded at: Phantom Recordings - Van Nuys, CA
Mixed by: Jeff Weed at Sonic Environments - Bloomfield, CT
Mastered by: Maor Appelbaum at Maor Appelbaum Mastering - California, USA www.MaorAppelbaum.com

Photography: Dawn of Target Portrait Studios - Inglewood, CA
Graphic Design: JP Von Hitchburg

Management: Eric Latour

Special Thanks: Thomas Lang, Simon Phillips, Charley Polacheck at Bogner Amplification, Hugh Gilmartin and all at D'Addario and Planet Waves, Luis Reynoso, Manny Huerta and all at Carvin Hollywood, Scott Camarota, Julian Chan, Phantom recordings, Eric Latour and Jeff Weed.

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A Progressive Metal/Comedy Show Inspired by the Legacy of One of Earth's Finest Physical Specimens, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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